Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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