I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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