How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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