Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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