I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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