gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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