It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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