I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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