we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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