I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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