Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
