But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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