I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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