You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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