I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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