Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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