TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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