Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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