So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Randomize
