so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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