We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
