so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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