Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The best revenge is premature balding
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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