nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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