What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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