I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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