Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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