i think my tv is drunk
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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