i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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