we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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