Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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