hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
