People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Shame - the story of my life.
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