We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Randomize
