Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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