After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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