I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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