Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize