Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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