gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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