I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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