he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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