D3 body, D1 cock
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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