My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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