i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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