Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How external is "for external use only"?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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