I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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