so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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