suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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