maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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