You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
