i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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