What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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