I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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